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Enter your text here ... Cat meets dog walking sadly down the road. "What is the problem, you seem to be troubled?," asks the cat. "Its the humans!," says dog. "Every time one of them does something wrong, other humans call him a dog. I am just tied of listening to my name being dragged through the mud, I can't take any more," mourned dog. "Every t...
One night two thieves broke into a store and stole a bag of oranges from the fresh products section of the shop before they were disturbed. The culprits ran away and were never caught. They decided the safest place to share their loot was the cemetery. On entering the cemetery, two oranges fell from the bag and the two saw it better to come for the...
An old man whose hair is wearing off is asked by his grandson why his hair is wearing off. "My hair is wearing off because I am worried," answered the old man. "Why are you worried Grandpa?," asked the young man. "I am worried because my hair is wearing off," answered the old man.
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Enter your text here ... *Shakespeare :*?? Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a life time. -------------------------------- *Napoleon:*?? The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, But because of the silence of good people! -----------...
Enter your text here ... A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. The leading local politician was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. However, he was late, so the Priest decided to say his own few words while they waited: He commenced with: "Thank Goodness we Catholic...
Enter your text here ... *While walking down the street one day a politician is hit by a truck and dies.* *His soul arrives in heaven and is met by an angel at the entrance.* *"Welcome to heaven," says the angel. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see politicians around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do w...
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A blind man went to a restaurant. "Menu sir?" Asked the owner. "I'm blind. Just bring me one of your dirty forks.. I will smell it and order." The confused owner got a fork. The blind man smelt the fork with a deep breath. "Yes, I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables. "Unbelievable!" thought the owner. The blind man ate a...
​ Teacher wrote on the board, *36x + yx, 2/3yx + 3x (66y + 12x).b =0* He turned to Simon and said, "Solve the problem." Simon picked the duster, cleaned the board and said, "Problem solved! Some of our life problems require such solutions. Just clean it off and move on. Enjoy the rest of the day. Have a Blessed day!
Two guys after serious boozing, went to a bus stop but saw a bus just leaving the station, so they ran after it but there was only one seat left, therefore only one guy boarded the bus. The guy who was left behind started laughing, till he fell on the ground, someone asked him "why are you laughing, you missed the bus, and you've been left behind"....