​ _The Difference - Crazy vs Stupid. A truck driver was doing his usual delivery to a Mental Hospital. Just as he was about to leave, he discovered he had a flat tyre. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down. When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain. Try as he might, he couldn't fish t...
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​ "A farmer saw a plane full of politicians crash near his farm. When the police arrived, they asked the farmer what happened. . Farmer: They crashed near my farm and I buried all of them. One of the police men asked with shock; "are you sure they were all dead"? . Farmer: Some of them were screaming, "we are still alive". But I didn't believe them...
​ ITS NOT ALWAYS EASY BEING A TEACHER Teacher: How old is your father? Kid: He is 6 years. Teacher: What? How is this possible? Kid: He became father only when I was born. (Logic!! Children are quick and always speak their minds.) _____________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now, C...
​ Today is Jim's birthday,  so his wife decides to surprise him, she takes him to a Strip Club. At the club - DOORMAN: Hey Jim! How are you? ? WIFE: How does he know you? ? JIM: We play Golf together! ? BARTENDER: The usual beer Jim? ? WIFE: And how does he know you? ? JIM: He's on the Bowling Team! ? HOT STRIPPER: The special Lap Dance again,...
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​*Monkey Business* A lot of monkeys lived near a village. One day a merchant came to the village to buy the monkeys. He announced that he would buy the monkeys for £100 each. The villagers thought he was mad. They thought how can somebody buy stray monkeys for £100 each? Still, some people caught a few monkeys and gave them to the merchant and he g...