​ Classic one  ??? Ever since Robert was a child, he had a fear of someone under his bed at night. So he went to a Psychiatrist and told him "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year", said the psychiatrist. "Come, talk to me t...
  YOU'VE GOT TO READ THIS. A Jamaican was painting his house. His wife walked in to see how things were going. She saw that he was sweating profusely. She asked him, sweetheart why are you wearing two jackets while you are painting? You are sweating out of control. Aren't you uncomfortable? Her husband replied, " boy me noh kno how you seh you...
​ A Girl Returns Home After 5 Yrs. *FATHER:* (Angry) Where the hell have you been all these years?! *GIRL:* I was working as a Prostitute in California *FATHER:* What!!! Get out of my house you Whore! I don't want to see u or your face again do you understand?! *GIRL:* (Crying) Before I go dad, I came to give you $2.5million cheque, and here is 1 m...
​ ​ My boss thinks I am a fool. Yesterday he sent me to buy 2kg of sugar but I only found 1kg at the shops so I didn't buy. I went back to the office & told him that they only had 1kg. Very pissed at me, he asked me why I didn't use my brain and buy two 1kg packs to make a total of 2kg. Today he sent me to buy a pair of Size 6 slippers but I on...
​ Yesterday my friends dropped by my place without warning for a cup of tea.  The wife pulled me aside & said, "There's no sugar in the house, how can I serve tea?"? I winked at her & said, "Make tea without sugar for all, leave the rest to me." As soon as the tea was served then i said to my guests, "Let's play a game of chance. One c...
​ Last night after having a drink too many,  Steve Mensah, aka Odjam left the party quitely and left his car behind because he knew drunk driving was dangerous. He took a taxi. From the party his friends phoned him and asked **'*where have you gone?'** He replied that having drank a bit too much he left his car behind and took a taxi home. His...
​ An Aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilot's cockpit when he saw a book titled, "HOW TO FLY AN AEROPLANE FOR BEGINNERS. Volume 1 He opened the 1st page which said: "To start the engine, press the red button.." He did so, and the airplane engine started.. He was happy and opened the next page...: "To get the airplane moving, press the blue button...
Donald Trump went to London and met with the Queen. "Your Queenship, " he asked her. "I am finding things way more difficult than I could have imagined. May I ask you - how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?" "Well," replied Her Majesty, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent peo...
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