*Sex on the Sabbath*

A man wonders if having *sex* on the *Sabbath* is a sin b'cos he is not sure if sex is *work* or *play.* So he goes to a *priest* & asks for his opinion on this question. After consulting the *Bible,* the *priest* says, "My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that *sex* is *work* & is therefore not permitted on *Sundays."*

The man thinks: "What does a *priest* know about *sex?"* So he goes to a *minister* who, after all, is a married man & experienced in this matter. He queries the *minister* & receives the same reply. *Sex* is *work* & therefore not for the *Sabbath!*

Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out a *Rabbi,* a man of thousands of years tradition & knowledge. The *Rabbi* ponders the question, then states, "My son, *sex* is definitely *play."*

The man replies, *"Rabbi,* how can u be so sure when so many others tell me *sex* is *work?"*

The *Rabbi* softly speaks, "My son, if *sex* were *work,* *wives* would definitely make their *maids* do it for them."

A son argues with his dad over maths

A son insisted that 1 + 1 was equal to 11. The father tried to explain and reason with him but this kid insisted the father was wrong and the correct answer was 11. 


The father looked at the son and said: get me 2 boiled eggs from the fridge, the son went and returned with the two eggs. The father said, Give one to me and the other to your brother, and the son asks: What about me, where's mine?

The father responds: eat the nine eggs that are left ...

Grandparents find son's Viagra

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad, they're very strong and very expensive." "How much?" asked Grandpa. "$10.00 a pill," answered the son. "I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I'll put the money under the pillow. " Later the next morning, the son found $110 under the pillow. He called Grandpa and said, "I told you each pill was $10, not $110. "I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from Grandma!"


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