Question is, how much vodka did they drink before thinking of this setup?

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Hey mum, drop your weapon

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Don't ever feel bad about making decisions about your own life that upset other people..

Face slapping competition Mercedes vs BMW

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Hitler does Q&A

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Students determine what gender computer ought to be.

Chuck Feeney the billionaire who wanted to die broke got his final wish

"And to those wondering about Giving While Living: Try it, you'll like it."

Since you can't take it away he said, while not give it all away, while alive and enjoy doing so.
Chuck Feeney who co founded duty free shopping, gave away more than $8billion to about whoever wanted money.
In the end he lived in an apartment in San Francisco that has the austerity of a freshman dorm room.

*Sex on the Sabbath*

A man wonders if having *sex* on the *Sabbath* is a sin b'cos he is not sure if sex is *work* or *play.* So he goes to a *priest* & asks for his opinion on this question. After consulting the *Bible,* the *priest* says, "My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that *sex* is *work* & is therefore not permitted on *Sundays."*

The man thinks: "What does a *priest* know about *sex?"* So he goes to a *minister* who, after all, is a married man & experienced in this matter. He queries the *minister* & receives the same reply. *Sex* is *work* & therefore not for the *Sabbath!*

Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out a *Rabbi,* a man of thousands of years tradition & knowledge. The *Rabbi* ponders the question, then states, "My son, *sex* is definitely *play."*

The man replies, *"Rabbi,* how can u be so sure when so many others tell me *sex* is *work?"*

The *Rabbi* softly speaks, "My son, if *sex* were *work,* *wives* would definitely make their *maids* do it for them."

A son argues with his dad over maths

A son insisted that 1 + 1 was equal to 11. The father tried to explain and reason with him but this kid insisted the father was wrong and the correct answer was 11. 

The father looked at the son and said: get me 2 boiled eggs from the fridge, the son went and returned with the two eggs. The father said, Give one to me and the other to your brother, and the son asks: What about me, where's mine?

The father responds: eat the nine eggs that are left ...

If you're having a bad day remember that these 2 guys unloaded six thousand bricks at the wrong address

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