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​A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.

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Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.The dad said, 'Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes."The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. lts an asshole!

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house and see her daughter-in-law on the couch,totally nakedl Soft music was playing and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

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"What are you doing?" asked the mother-in-law. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work ." said the daughter-in-law. "I'm wearing my "love dress". "Love dress? But you're stark naked!!" said the mother-in- aw. "My husband LOVES for me to wear this dress." she explained. "It excites him to no endl Everytime he sees me in this dress, heinst...

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This is what happens when you hold your farts in

This is what happens when you hold your farts in

I met an older woman at the bar last night. She looked pretty good for 60 year old and thought she probably had got a really hot daughter.

I met an older woman at the bar last night. She looked pretty  good for 60 year old and thought she probably had got a really hot daughter.
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When you haven't had much sleep and people keep trying you!

When you haven't had much sleep and people keep trying you!

A drug dealer never consumes!

A drug dealer never consumes!

I just saw some idiot at the gym put a water bottle on the Pringles holder on the treadmill

I just saw some idiot at the gym put a water bottle on the Pringles holder on the treadmill

Not all heroes wear capes

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What is it like to have a Chinese friend?

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Men will be men

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Wait a minute, while we are rendering the calendar

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