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​New HR policy for 2019

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Dress Code: 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. 3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you d...
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Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday.Everybody complimented him on how healthy, athletic and well-preserved he appeared.

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"I will tell you the secret of my success," Grandpa said, "My wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding day, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had an argument, or fight, the one who proved wrong would go outside and take a walk for 5 kms. Gentlemen, I have been walking in the open air day after day for some 75 years now." One friend f...
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*Robert Mugabe*

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African Education System has surprising outcomes. *** The smartest students pass with 1st Class & get admission to medical & Engineering schools. *** The 2nd Class Students get MBAs and LLBs to manage the First Class students. *** The 3rd Class Students enter politics, and rule both 1st and 2nd Class students. *** The failures join the Army...
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My boss arrived at work in a brand-new Lamborghini.

My boss arrived at work in a brand-new Lamborghini.

IT'S HARD TO BE A TEACHER AT TIMES.

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*Teacher:* ''Construct a sentence using the word "sugar'' *Pupil:* ''I drank tea this morning.'' *Teacher:* ''Where is the word sugar.'' *Pupil:* ''It is already in the tea..!!'' ?????? *TEACHER*: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis. *TEACHER* : What is photosynthesis class? *Student*: Photosynthesis is our topic today. *Not Easy to be a Teacher ...
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Why are alcohol companies ashamed of their real customers

Why are alcohol companies ashamed of their real customers

Grandma in height stunt

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Beware what you wish for?

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Reality tv!

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