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Sunday, 08 December 2019
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Why girls are so smart ???

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A 60 years old lady was standing next to the railing on a cruise ship.

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She was using both hands to hold her hat onto her head so it wouldn't blow away. A gentleman approached the lady and said ..... "Ma'am, .... I am sorry to bother you but the wind is blowing your dress up" The lady replied, ...... "Sir, if I take my hands off of my hat it will blow away" "I understand, ..ma'am,..... but .... you aren't wearing any p...
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for pension and other benefits.

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The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left it at home. I told the woman I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver chest hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof ...
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My mum,my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, Musa r u sleeping?' Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye"

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TEACHER: What's wrong? MUSA : Our house is very small. MUSA: My mum,my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, Musa r u sleeping?' Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye" Teacher: Tonight when ur dad asks again, keep dead quiet. don't answer. The following morning Musa comes back with a severe black eye...
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To reduce stress, I do yoga

To reduce stress, I do yoga

Hot temper is not good

Hot temper is not good

Need you to work with me

Need you to work with me

Some close calls

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When you wanna be engineer but accidentally become a chef

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A visual representation of how well I'm handling life right now

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Wait a minute, while we are rendering the calendar

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