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Friday, 22 November 2019
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One bad luck is another's good luck!

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​*A Priest's Retirement Speech*

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Enter your text here ... A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. The leading local politician was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. However, he was late, so the Priest decided to say his own few words while they waited: He commenced with: "Thank Goodness we Catholic...
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Vote wisely

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Enter your text here ... *While walking down the street one day a politician is hit by a truck and dies.* *His soul arrives in heaven and is met by an angel at the entrance.* *"Welcome to heaven," says the angel. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see politicians around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do w...
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Present for you babe!!

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When A guy called his friend from hotel and told him that his wife is also there in the hotel with her boyfriend.

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When you almost fucked up unaware

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A blind man went to a restaurant. "Menu sir?" Asked the owner. "I'm blind. Just bring me one of your dirty forks.. I will smell it and order."

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A blind man went to a restaurant. "Menu sir?" Asked the owner. "I'm blind. Just bring me one of your dirty forks.. I will smell it and order." The confused owner got a fork. The blind man smelt the fork with a deep breath. "Yes, I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables. "Unbelievable!" thought the owner. The blind man ate a...
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​Teacher wrote on the board, *36x + yx, 2/3yx + 3x (66y + 12x).b =0*

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​ Teacher wrote on the board, *36x + yx, 2/3yx + 3x (66y + 12x).b =0* He turned to Simon and said, "Solve the problem." Simon picked the duster, cleaned the board and said, "Problem solved! Some of our life problems require such solutions. Just clean it off and move on. Enjoy the rest of the day. Have a Blessed day!

​Alcohol is not a joke!

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Two guys after serious boozing, went to a bus stop but saw a bus just leaving the station, so they ran after it but there was only one seat left, therefore only one guy boarded the bus. The guy who was left behind started laughing, till he fell on the ground, someone asked him "why are you laughing, you missed the bus, and you've been left behind"....
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ENGLISH is not that easy

ENGLISH is not that easy
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