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Saturday, 28 March 2020

A parasite has been discovered that feeds on your eye and can get in through your contact lens

A parasite has been discovered that feeds on your eye and can get in through your contact lens
Catchup News was horrified to learn today about a recent eye infection contracted by 18-year-old Nottingham University student Jess Greaney. Greaney h...
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TV doctor claims that it's time to 'teeth shame' Brits

TV doctor claims that it's time to 'teeth shame' Brits
Catchup News learns today that British people have become "internationally renowned" for having "really lousy" teeth, and we are too tolerant of it. S...
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Diego Costa pelted fans with celery during Chelsea's victory parade

Diego Costa pelted fans with celery during Chelsea's victory parade
Catchup News learns today that it may not be seen at Stamford Bridge any more because of a banning order, but Chelsea fans certainly still love to bri...
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Diego Costa pelted fans with celery during Chelsea's victory parade

Diego Costa pelted fans with celery during Chelsea's victory parade
Catchup News learns today that it may not be seen at Stamford Bridge any more because of a banning order, but Chelsea fans certainly still love to bri...
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Maggie Gyllenhaal, 37, was told that she's too old to play lover of man, 55

Maggie Gyllenhaal, 37, was told that she's too old to play lover of man, 55
Catchup News learns today that double standards are alive and well in Hollywood, because Maggie Gyllenhaal was recently told she was too old to play t...
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Tony Abbott's lesbian sister is not impressed by her brother's stance on gay marriage

Tony Abbott's lesbian sister is not impressed by her brother's stance on gay marriage
Catchup News learns today that when Tony Abbott rejected calls for a referendum on same-sex marriage in the wake of Ireland’s historic vote to approve...
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Girls pose in wedding dresses but not for marriage, for virginity pledges to their dads

Girls pose in wedding dresses but not for marriage, for virginity pledges to their dads
Catchup News would presume that the sight of a woman standing in a flowing white dress while a man holds her wearing a dark suit might immediately app...
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Robert De Niro bestows wisdom on university graduates: 'You're f****d'

Robert De Niro bestows wisdom on university graduates: 'You're f****d'
Catchup News recognises that brutal honesty is probably not what most new graduates want to hear, but that didn’t stop Robert De Niro from dishing out...
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A stolen Instagram photo has sold for $90,000

A stolen Instagram photo has sold for $90,000
Catchup News was baffled to hear reports today that an Instagram user whose photograph was reproduced without permission by controversial artist Richa...
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Revealed: the 39 books on Osama bin Laden's shelves

Revealed: the 39 books on Osama bin Laden's shelves
Catchup News was intrigued to hear today that the CIA has released a list of books found in Osama Bin Laden’s former Pakistan compound. His reading li...
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