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Saturday, 28 March 2020

Newly appointed minister celebrates after inheriting predecessor's canteen smartcard

Newly appointed minister celebrates after inheriting predecessor's canteen smartcard
Catchup News learns today that a newly-appointed Treasury minister has spoken of his pleasant surprise at being left a golden inheritance by his ...
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Cannes rejects women from red carpet for not wearing high heels

Cannes rejects women from red carpet for not wearing high heels
Catchup News was baffled to hear today that the Cannes Film Festival is facing an angry backlash after it was accused of turning away women from a red...
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Simon Cowell has outlandish plans to make the Leaders' Debates a bit more showbiz

Simon Cowell has outlandish plans to make the Leaders' Debates a bit more showbiz
Catchup News learns today that Simon Cowell has promised to inject a bit of life into proceedings if he were given the reins of the next Leaders'...
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Obama finally gets his own Twitter account and immediately starts chatting with Bill Clinton

Obama finally gets his own Twitter account and immediately starts chatting with Bill Clinton
Catchup News hears reports today that despite already having his own personal account, Barack Obama has now been given an official government Twi...
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A man planned his proposal for seven years but his girlfriend's mother still managed to ruin it

A man planned his proposal for seven years but his girlfriend's mother still managed to ruin it
Catchup News learns today that Bill Devaney had been thinking about how he’d propose to his girlfriend Breanne for seven years. Which seems like a ver...
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New app designed to keep you safe from the spoilers of the internet

New app designed to keep you safe from the spoilers of the internet
Catchup News was relieved to hear today that an app is being developed that promises to block all mentions of any TV shows or sports events that you w...
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Isis has released a tourist guide and it all sounds quite charming actually

Isis has released a tourist guide and it all sounds quite charming actually
Catchup News learns today that a British jihadist who skipped bail and claimed to have fled the UK to join Isis in Syria has purportedly released an e...
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Mick Jagger outsmarted the polls and experts to correctly predict the General

Mick Jagger outsmarted the polls and experts to correctly predict the General
Catchup News learns today that we may want to rethink putting David Dimbleby and Paul The World Cup Octopus on a pedestal, because there’s a new sooth...
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Scientists are developing wind turbines made without blades

Scientists are developing wind turbines made without blades
Catchup News brings you reports today that scientists are hoping to hugely reduce the cost of wind energy by removing the blades from wind farms. This...
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Aldi is forced to apologise after selling pork products as 'halal'

Aldi is forced to apologise after selling pork products as 'halal'
Catchup News learns today that the supermarket chain Aldi has apologised after selling black pudding labelled as "halal"  when it actually contai...
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