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Thursday, 20 February 2020
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Godzilla is evolving, scientists claim

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​Dartmouth College scientists determined that Godzilla has been evolving 30 times faster than any other living organism. Godzilla, a fictional movie monster, created in the midst of Cold-War drama, symbolizes collective anxiety that has grown immensely in the last 65 years, Catchupnews was informed. Any suggestions on who could stand up to this gia...
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Toe wrestling - exercise while lying down

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​There's a sport for everyone – for small ones, for slow ones, for weak ones, and, apparently, for those who like to chill. Toe wrestling is done while lying down, and involves bare, reasonably clean feet. Two opponents attack each other's toes in order to pin opponent's foot down. It significantly differs from ear wrestling and other dangerous fin...
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Google malfunction connected to Trump's exuberant tweeting from Buckingham Palace

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​Google and services relying on its technology have been prone to errors and malfunction in the last couple of days, Catchupnews reporters noticed the issue all around the globe. Google now claims it was caused by high levels of network congestion. Some sources believe it was all due to Trump's enthusiastic tweeting during the Buckingham Palace abu...
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Fake Saudi prince arrested over bacon

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​ 48-old Anthony Gignac was recently sentenced to 18 years of prison for stealing $8 million from naïve investors by pretending he was Sultan Bin Khalid Al-Saud, a Saudi prince. Gignac came under suspicion after one of his victims saw him munching bacon and pork, even though he was, as a Muslim, forbidden to consume it, Catchupnews reveals.
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Trump baby balloon to become art piece at museum

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​Trump's state and all-inclusive family visit to Britain is taking a rather unexpected turn. The Museum of London just announced its plans to make an acquisition of Trump Baby blimp giant balloon doll in honour of the presidential visit. Catchupnews was told by reliable museum bookworms that baby doll symbolizes Trump's genuine desire for new begin...
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Dust to dust, ashes to vinyl records

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For all of you wondering what it's like to make a record, Mr Leach from Scarborough, North Yorkshire, has a solution. His company And Vinyl makes vinyl records mixed with ashes of deceased people. So don't you worry, dear Cathupnews ladies and gents, everyone will get their own 15 minutes of fame, now or then, what's the difference.
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Garbage on cruise - Philippines sending Canadian waste home

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There are many ways to travel from one spot to another, and Canadian garbage has chosen to go on a cruise. Catchupnews reports that garbage falsely imported to the Philippines as recycling material is now being shipped back to Canada. The Philippines are returning precious Canadian cargo to its original owners, wishing the garbage a lovely time on ...
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Americans have freedom gas while Chinese have rare earth

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​Americans recently declared that their gas is not an ordinary thing, but consists of special, all-American freedom molecules. And Catchupnews Asian reporters reveal that Chinese also have their own special particle. It has a wide range of use – from arms and medical industries to Apple designs, and the exceptional element is called rare-earth. Let...
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NASA dream job offer

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​The National Aeronautics and Space Administration is offering a dream position – to rest, sleep, eat, watch telly, and read for two months, and get well paid, Catchupnews reports from NASA headquarters. They want to observe the effects of artificial gravity on the human body and behaviour, and in order to do so, the right candidate will have to li...
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There's town with no Wi-Fi or cell phones

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​Green Bank in West Virginia belongs to the National Radio Quiet Zone, which means there are no wireless devices in the area – no radios, cell phones, Wi-Fi, or cordless phones. It's a quiet, friendly place, where you can simply enjoy being out and listening to the birds. Catchupnews reports that residents even regularly talk to each other in perso...
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