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Enter your text here ... *Shakespeare :*?? Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a life time. -------------------------------- *Napoleon:*?? The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, But because of the silence of good people! -----------...

Here are the winners: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. 2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. 3. Intaxicaton: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 4. Reintarnation: Coming back...

All of the 10 Senior Members of the Board of Directors of the Company were called into the Chairman's office one by one . . . until only Bob, the junior-most Member, was left sitting outside. Finally it was his turn to be summoned . . . He entered the Office to find the Chairman and the ten other Directors seated around the Board Table. He was invi...

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​No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED. Some people say there's no difference but there is. When you marry the right woman  you are COMPLETE!  When you marry the wrong woman you are FINISHED! And if you marry  a wife who likes shopping, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED&nb...

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  YOU'VE GOT TO READ THIS. A Jamaican was painting his house. His wife walked in to see how things were going. She saw that he was sweating profusely. She asked him, sweetheart why are you wearing two jackets while you are painting? You are sweating out of control. Aren't you uncomfortable? Her husband replied, " boy me noh kno how you seh you...

Jack walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to Paddy at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.Paddy looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." Paddy replied, "Well, ...

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