Tuesday, 12 November 2019

Sexual Position!

Sexual Position!
Sexual  Position 

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I decided to get married.


There was only one little thing bothering me: her beautiful little sister. She was 22, wore very tight miniskirts and generally was always bra-less. She would provocatively bend down when she was near me and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate for she never did it when anyone was around. One day she called me over to check t...
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How to keep an idiot busy!

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My brothers if you have been receiving text from ladies like: "Hi. It's been a while" "l missed u so much" ...

My brothers if you have been receiving text from ladies like: "Hi.  It's been a while" "l missed u so much" ...

The best Valentine's day offer!

The best Valentine's day offer!

What are some of your natural talents? Me:

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February 14th ! November 14th

February  14th ! November  14th

​Rufus, walked into a restaurant and shouted his order, "Gimme 1 plate of rice without meat, and then give everybody 2 chicken laps, 3 goat meats, pepper soup, and 5 snails each, because when I eat, I want everyone to eat too!"


The waiter processed his request and gave him his meal and everyone else their meals. When they finished enjoying their meal he shouted another order, "Serve me 1 bottle of small Guinness stout and give everybody else a bottle of Hennesy, and a bottle of Moet champagne because when I drink, I want everybody to drink too!" Everyone was happy and sta...
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Hold on tight!

Hold on tight!

Man escapes from prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed.


He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes. He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. ...
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