​*World's 8 superb lessons worth sharing with loved ones:*

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Enter your text here ... *Shakespeare :*?? Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a life time. -------------------------------- *Napoleon:*?? The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, But because of the silence of good people! -----------...
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Don't break someone's heart..

Don't break someone's heart..

When life is unfair

When life is unfair

As you get older three things happen.

As you get older three things happen.

​The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

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Here are the winners: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. 2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. 3. Intaxicaton: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 4. Reintarnation: Coming back...
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A Delicate Corporate Matter

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All of the 10 Senior Members of the Board of Directors of the Company were called into the Chairman's office one by one . . . until only Bob, the junior-most Member, was left sitting outside. Finally it was his turn to be summoned . . . He entered the Office to find the Chairman and the ten other Directors seated around the Board Table. He was invi...
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Why didn't you put a password between your legs!!?

Why didn't you put a password between your legs!!?

Photos from Africa

Photos from Africa

 Photos from Africa 

​No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED.

Complete and finished

​No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED. Some people say there's no difference but there is. When you marry the right woman  you are COMPLETE!  When you marry the wrong woman you are FINISHED! And if you marry  a wife who likes shopping, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED&nb...
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Queens guard in photo prank

Guard in photo prank
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There's no "i" and there's no "you". There is only a "we"

There's no "i" and there's no "you". There is only a "we"
There's only a "we"

"Behind every successful man, there's a woman"?

"Behind  every  successful man, there's a woman"?
Success 

I'm going to pray like mom..oh God, God, don't stop, oh God, Jesus yes, oh God!

I'm going to pray like mom..oh God, God, don't stop, oh God, Jesus yes, oh God!

Jamaican painter

Jamaican painter
  YOU'VE GOT TO READ THIS. A Jamaican was painting his house. His wife walked in to see how things were going. She saw that he was sweating profusely. She asked him, sweetheart why are you wearing two jackets while you are painting? You are sweating out of control. Aren't you uncomfortable? Her husband replied, " boy me noh kno how you seh you...
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Paddy bet at the bar!!

Paddy bet at the bar!!

Jack walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to Paddy at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.Paddy looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." Paddy replied, "Well, ...
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"How do you get Dick from Paddy?"

"How do you get Dick from Paddy?"

Don't insult my grammar..

Don't insult my grammar..

Idris Elba for 007!! Are you kidding me?

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Should I alert the police?

Should I alert the police?
The wife & I had a fight before she went to work. She left this in the fridge. I think she's still mad at me

We've lost our house anyway..

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Am I adopted ?

Am I adopted ?

Should have used a condom

Should have used a condom

Treacherous boobs

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High illusion

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Flatmate

Flatmate
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