The perfect diet.

The perfect diet.

When you're stuck doing porn because you have a big dick but you really wanted to be a doctor.

When you're stuck doing porn because you have a big dick but you really wanted to be a doctor.

The Top of lady's head.

The Top of lady's head.

It's easy as 1-2-3.

It's easy as 1-2-3.

When she queefs in your face, but you ain't even phased.

When she queefs in your face, but you ain't even phased.

Respect!

Respect!

When you fell unconscious after sniffing your own pussy.

When you fell unconscious after sniffing your own pussy.

Proof that men have not evolved much!

Proof that men have not evolved much!

A bumpy ride!

A bumpy ride!

When you have never seen a horse in real life and are commissioned to paint one.

When you have never seen a horse in real life and are commissioned to paint one.
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