A son argues with his dad over maths
A son insisted that 1 + 1 was equal to 11. The father tried to explain and reason with him but this kid insisted the father was wrong and the correct answer was 11.
The father looked at the son and said: get me 2 boiled eggs from the fridge, the son went and returned with the two eggs. The father said, Give one to me and the other to your brother, and the son asks: What about me, where's mine?
The father responds: eat the nine eggs that are left ...