Female Medical Examination

During the medical examination of a female patient, the British doctor says,
Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the part that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."
The lady starts taking off her undies, but is interrupted by the doctor.
"No! No! ... Just stick out your tongue!"

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