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Monday, 16 September 2019
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Fifty Shades of Blood and Vom

Fifty Shades of Blood and Vom

The film Fifty Shades of Grey has been much ballyhooed as a cinematic feast to get our blood pumping. However in one case it had the effect of actually getting cinema goers blood spilling. Staff in a Glasgow cinema had to wipe blood off the seats while drunken women vomited gaily in the aisles (surely the film wasn’t that bad?)

Three women had to be arrested after a male cinema goer was attacked at a screening of the titillating film on Valentine’s Day. Apparently the man was glassed by a rowdy group of women whom he asked to keep quiet. One male cinema goer who had been to see it with his wife grumbled that “Besides being the worst film I have ever seen, three women were getting arrested and put in a police van when we arrived with one woman in handcuffs and another two women in tears.” This is clearly not a film for the faint hearted. The police who attended were surprised at the mayhem more often seen in the cities nightclubs or football matches. But sticking to the old adage the show must go on, the staff manfully wiped the blood and vom off the seats in time for the next screening. Now that's dedication.

Meanwhile, David Cameron has plans he says to make unemployed 'youf’ do community service if they don't have a job and if he wins the next election. I suppose that cleaning up in cinemas screening Fifty Shades might be a start? Catchup tomorrow!

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