Thursday, 27 February 2020

Months of the Year dispute over who is the Best.

Months of the Year dispute over who is the Best.

The twelve months of the year are continuing an argument that is running into its 365th day. Each of the months has their own specific defense for why they are the best. The debate still rages:

January shouts, “I’m first! I always, always come first.”

December coldly declares, “Everybody knows that the best for last!

February saunters into the room, smoking a long cigarette and rasps, “Everybody is in love and expresses it during me. You can’t beat love.”

October stares at the floors, turns yellow and leaves.

November couldn’t be heard under his oversized moustache and June, July and August didn’t show up because they are famously unreliable.

A Jeb Bush aide has said that burping in the gym s...
Neil Armstrong’s wife found a priceless bag of spa...

Related Posts

9 Chagford House, Chagford Street, London NW1 6EG

This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.
+44 (0) 207 258 3565
+44 (0) 7701 044645