*PLEASE LADIES DON'T START WHAT YOU CAN'T FINISH*
A woman was once angry with the husband. She said to the husband, you are a useless man. You can't make a resolution and keep it. Look at Mr. Samuel , he said he won't be drinking again and he has stopped drinking. Look at Mr. Chambers, he said he won't go to the club again and he has stopped. But not you, fool. The husband quietly said, is that the only problem? Ok I will make a resolution today that I will keep. Fine said the wife. As from today I make a resolution not to sleep with you again. The woman said, good, at least let us start from somewhere. The man packed his things and moved into the guest room. Every night he will go into the room and lock the door. The first week passed, the man kept his resolution. The second week passed the man kept his resolution. The third week passed the man was still steadfast. One evening in the fourth week, the man had a gentle knock on his guest room door. Who is that? He asked. It is me your wife. I just wanted to let you know that Mr. Samuel has started drinking again and Mr. Chambers has started going to the club again.