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Monday, 21 October 2019
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​Rufus, walked into a restaurant and shouted his order, "Gimme 1 plate of rice without meat, and then give everybody 2 chicken laps, 3 goat meats, pepper soup, and 5 snails each, because when I eat, I want everyone to eat too!"

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The waiter processed his request and gave him his meal and everyone else their meals.



When they finished enjoying their meal he shouted another order, "Serve me 1 bottle of small Guinness stout and give everybody else a bottle of Hennesy, and a bottle of Moet champagne because when I drink, I want everybody to drink too!"



Everyone was happy and started singing his praises, saying Rufus is "The Man".



When Rufus finished his drink he shouted again: "Gimme my bill and give everybody else their own bill, because when I pay, I want everybody to pay too."



Rufus's funeral is tomorrow at 10:00 am




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