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Friday, 28 February 2020
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‘Soz About the Mortar Attack Earlier, ☹’ Armed Forces Take To Social Media.

‘Soz About the Mortar Attack Earlier, ☹’  Armed Forces Take To Social Media.

We all remember the agony of those school days when we had a crush on someone. Well one plucky youngster, an 11-year-old girl, decided that she would rather know if her feelings were reciprocated than wait for her pash to make the first move.  She  decided to pen a letter to the boy of her dreams. It was a simple missive and read:

"Do you like me?" Followed by two tick boxes, one for yes and one for no.

Our smitten young lass waited for a reply but when it came it was more than she had bargained for. The young lad of her dreams was clearly not one to take matters of the heart lightly and replied to her note:

"I don't know, I don't know myself yet. Plus I'm under a lot of stress at home so I can't tell. "P.S. You don't know yourself until you're 18."

Well, out of the mouths of babes……

Meanwhile communication of a different sort and the armed forces are apparently planning to use social media to get their message across in a more young-terrorist-about-town friendly way. That made me wonder what those messages would be.

‘R U planning an attack? If so we will shoot you - lol’

‘Soz about the mortar attack earlier, Confused

‘We know where U R hiding and we will blow you to kingdom come! Laughing

Well I am sure that we could all think of a few choice messages that we would like to send via social media to reach out to Isis. Let us have some of yours!

Catchup tomorrow!

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