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Sunday, 18 August 2019
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Texts From Best Friends Who Are Always There to Assist.

Texts From Best Friends Who Are Always There to Assist.

All the free time at work:

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How many of us have tried to escape work with brilliant excuses. My grandmother is ill today. Car broke down, had an accident on the way back. While this friend is asking for a quick advice, or a tiny favor, Johnny may even have the time to the pluck the stars from the sky, provided it’s paid leave right?

It is all about being a gentleman, Brad:

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How many times have you seen movie scenes where girls faint into the arms of superheroes, apparently we are the weaker sex. However, this was not the case with Brad, beaten by his girlfriend in a arm wrestling match, he is rather confused and dazed by how it all happened? No more weak eh?

Time for contemplation:

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Ever tried sugar coating bad news for your friends? Yes the struggle is real. How to tell them about embarrassing issues like body odor, or that they might not be rocking a latest fashion look today. Jess is feeling the heat right now trying to break such a news, who needs beauty anyway when you have so many things to worry about, pure friendship being one of them.

Excellent weight loss advice there mate!

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When victoria’s secret models rock the runway, who does not wish for a perfect size zero body, but there is cheese, and pure things like chocolate and pizza in this world. So how does one get abs and a flat tummy, our friend randy here is offering to share some zen wisdom, emm, to get a flat belly, the legend says we must have flat food, yes it was that easy. Talk about unlocking the secrets of the universe through wisdom.

Love is in the air, eh no Wifi is in the air:

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Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day; oh how sweet are Shakespeare’s sonnets for your beloved. Love is the invisible force that makes the world go around and that’s how humans find solace and peace. Harmony exists on the earth. But hey! Have you thought about Wi-Fi, it serves almost the same function? Home is where the Wi-Fi connects, and no place like that!

Snooping around? I think not!

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Friends are a valuable commodity on this earth. What would one do without them? They are there for us every time we need them. But then there are some special friends like Courtney here, who will go out of their way to do anything to save their friend in from heartbreak. Too bad your services are not needed here Courtney, but you have all of our appreciation anyway.

Ah how you betray thy sleep:

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Night time is so mysterious and happening. For evil goons and young lovers, the night brings immense joy. But some of us are not lucky enough, dark thoughts about a tragedy, an unlikely flashback or thought of a loved one keeps us awake. Brian is contemplating on the absence of sleep, but well you can either dream during the day or the night. Umm that was an unfortunate ending to a legit conversation:

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Sometimes one just does not have the time to fool around. Now when a friend texts saying hi or hey we are put in such a dilemma, should I tell him I am busy, this will take long, we will talk about all the relationship issues and what happened the other night at the party. But lee here cuts it extremely short. Wish we all were that smart ah lee?

That’s an accomplishment!

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Bedtimes were a thing of the past. With college, the bizarre assignments, untimely hunger pangs and the happening dorm life, who has the time to get a shut eye. Dark circles like a raccoon and under eye concealers are the trend to rock. Our friend Harris should be given a medal for making it to bed by 10 pm, yup you heard it 10 pm! But then wait, oh never mind.

Coming in 10 minutes, in fact make it 30!

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How many times have we girls ever made it on time and looked absolutely fabulous, you guessed it, never! These two tasks can never be achieved together. We keep friends waiting while we patiently apply that perfect eyeliner. Doe here has a perfect solution to this problem, Am I late? Simply reading my last text again, I will be there in 5 or multiples of 5 minutes I assure you.

Oh, hey Steve it’s almost the same thing:

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Ever had to drop hints for your friends to get you a special gift this birthday? Well Steve did the same. He wanted a black car, but little did he know that his miserly friends will improvise. Who can tell between a toothbrush and a car, right?

Sweet dreams sucker!

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How does insomnia plague us all? Poor Steven has also been affected by the deadly ailment; he does what we all would have. Have a good therapeutic chat with a friend. But there is no way anyone would give up sleep for you Steven; it is a selfish dark world.

Serious relationship advice:

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We all have complicated relationships and love lives. Friends may be there to provide some serious wisdom. Here is another such advice, why are always young men interested in me? Well it’s your kindness. Listen up cougars!

A beggar by the day and a millionaire by night:

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How does one earn a million dollars, well the answer may lie in hard work, passion and unrelentless commitment or just slap your best friend and see the magic. Serious wisdom there Dan!

Well what shall you drink sir?

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Well in this heat, and erratic climate, one has to hydrate oneself don’t we? Tom is asking his friend to join him for a refreshing round of iced tea. But hey, what do you know he is just the hamburger kind.

Yes it’s a dark evil world:

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Alicia cannot believe the sinister meaning behind her family’s behavior, all these years and countless yummy dishes that were a treat for your soul, how could they Alicia, how could they?

Posture child, it is good for your spine!

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Help your friends maintain healthy living and an excellent health, do not let them slouch or bend. Tsk, even on texting brackets are not allowed, here comes the posture Nazi!

Intentions count. Don’t they?

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Well, I wanted to be a doctor, right? It is always the thought process that counts. We all wanted to be somewhere in life don’t we? So did Kirk’s grandpa, he wanted to e a millionaire, and he surely left a legacy.

We may never grow up:

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You have hit your late twenties, so what it is never too late to demand any ridiculous gifts. What will it be a dinosaur shaped lollipop man you deserve it. Alex it is perfectly fine if you choose not to adult on your birthday.

It is all about the grammar Jenny:

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Ever been plagued by the events of the past, the intrusive thoughts just keep bugging us don’t they, Jenny is experiencing such a phenomenon, but we thought it could only happen in English language right, or does it.

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