Saturday, 21 September 2019

Worst people to run into?


Men who drive fucking gigantic shinny pickups that they obviously just have as ego-boosters who fucking tailgates you on an empty stretch of motorway at night and have replaced their headlights with fucking military-grade 500 proton scatter billion lumen searchlights that they fucking utterly blind you with while honking for you to get out of your lane because they just desperately have to go a full 40 miles over the speed limit or their dick will just jump clean off their balls and hurl itself out their window in shame

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