She liked a guy in her math class. He came over, things escalated, and soon they were half naked on the bed. All of a sudden the boy said he couldn't go any further because he was still in love with his ex. They ended up calling his ex so that he could tell her how he felt. He got back together with his ex during that phone call. Source: BuzzFeed

​ He couldn't come to the office that day because he was sick and still in bed. Woken up by conference call he forgot to mute his speaker. He farted under his blanket and his boss asked: "Did you just fart?" He replied: "Who? Me? Must be the connection!" They all knew. Source: Reddit

Parents, keep knives out of your children's reach. This mum woke up in a morning finding her two-year-old sitting in her bed with a butcher knife saying "cut cut". Before she could scream, she noticed a banana in his other hand. She had no idea the child could reach the knives. Source: Reddit

Like to stay in bed all day and get paid at the same time? It's possible that we have found a dream job for you. NASA offers £14 000 for staying in bed in two months to test how artificial gravity affects the human body. The only requirement for the job is to speak German. So what are you waiting for? Source: Independent