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Will cat Larry decide on new British Prime Minister?

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​Theresa May resigned but her successor is still undecided. It's difficult to predict the outcome, and some experts close to Cabinet told Catchupnews that it will certainly be a bitter fight among the prominent political figures of the moment to win the PM throne. Some imply that Larry, the Downing Street cat, could be the one to decide.
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Trump baby balloon to become art piece at museum

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​Trump's state and all-inclusive family visit to Britain is taking a rather unexpected turn. The Museum of London just announced its plans to make an acquisition of Trump Baby blimp giant balloon doll in honour of the presidential visit. Catchupnews was told by reliable museum bookworms that baby doll symbolizes Trump's genuine desire for new begin...
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Shopping at Harrods could give you away

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​The first dirty money investigation conducted in Britain now got even further into habits of the suspect Zamira Hajiyeva. According to the receipts from Harrods, Hajiyeva had an expensive shopping pattern, and managed to spend an incredible sum of £16,309,077.87 between 2006 and 2016. She even picked her fruits and veggies at Harrods, but what the...
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Trump will visit Britain with all of his kids

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​American president Donald Trump will make a state visit to the UK next month, and he plans to take all of his children with him. Catchupnews was told by a reliable White House staffer that Trumps are excited to meet the real queen and be in a real palace instead of Trump Tower. The source also added that the president was a bit reluctant to leave ...
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Theresa May resigns

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​English Prime Minister Theresa May declared her resignation from the position during a brief and teary speech in front of her Browning Street lodging. May will now have to relocate from the place, and it is unknown to Catchupnews what her new occupation will be. Perhaps taking evening classes at Hogwarts – she may learn some magic in order to fina...
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Baby storks in UK after centuries long wait

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​Some things are just worth waiting for. After months of prolongated separation process between Britain and the European Union, with all the affairs and unfruitful liaisons connected to it, most of the people following the news could experience the loss of appetite and other cravings. But not the storks. They somehow felt obliged to mingle and bree...
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Police bans McDonald's milkshake in Edinburgh

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​Police banned local McDonald's outlets to serve milkshake or ice-cream during Nigel Farage's campaign rally in Edinburgh, fearing that full cups could be used as missiles against the campaigners. The ban comes after several incidents involving prominent politicians and dairy drinks, most often milkshakes. As Catchupnews was told, soft drinks were ...
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Brexit drained Britons but they can always sip Brexit energy drink

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​Two Polish guys got a simple yet efficient idea on how to cash in on the ongoing Brexit drama - by launching an energy drink called Brexit. The name Brexit is in honour of politicians, magicians, failed lovers, and constant fablers from both sides of the Channel. It tastes just like them – overly sweetened, bubbly, and alluring, but with long...
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USA warns UK about Huawei

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​ US officials warned their UK colleagues about the dangers connected with using Huawei 5G technology in their network systems, Catchupnews was informed by intelligence leak from the same network. They also stated that Huawei is not a safe vendor, furthermore, compared to Apple users, Huawei users can only dream reaching the coolness base limit the...
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Mrs May questioned about her European liaisons

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Theresa May, British Prime Minister, was once again questioned about her affairs across La Manche, this time by MPs on the Liaison Committee. The MPs wanted to know all about her plans for the future, and whether she thinks she got the right one and if their relationship is serious, Catchupnews reveals. "I'm reluctant to put an actual date on it, e...
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