He ate the pizza, then demanded to switch it

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Some people are plain dumb. This man called to pizza place complaining that his pizza was burnt. The pizza place workers said that they can make him a new one and if he brings his burnt pizza they could switch it out. He comes to the store with only crust of the pizza left, demanding a new pizza. Source: Reddit

A burnt penis.

A burnt penis.
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