woman kid ask how did come world sex reply angel heaven gifted fake answer hilarious

paddy broken leg buddy mike come see say how you ok favor slippers feet freezing upstairs gorgeous 19 years old twin daughters lying bed dad sent sex get away prove shouts downstairs both them reply what's point fucking one advantage opportunity humour

man restaurant eating soup found hair ask chef how come possible bald ass hairs funny

man Dave woman ask know love poems reply sure Mauritius last fuck delicious next time come bum scab cunt looks suspicious hilarious

opinion unwrap moisten water lubricant jelly lie left bend right knee towards chest gently push rectum deep enough not come out hilarious