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Sunday, 21 July 2019
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​He wanted to use a plastic bag as a condom

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She was out partying when she met a guy from Colorado. He was studying in Spain as an exchange student. They talked, had a drink, made out and decided to to go to his place. On a way to his bed, he dropped two pieces of news. First, he was a virgin, second, he didn't have a condom. But, he said, he was happy to use a plastic bag instead. Source: Bu...
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"Polite"

"Polite"

Dog pooped out a condom

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This couple had lived together for a year. They didn't use condoms since the girl was on a pill. One day the girl discovered something horrible. While walking their dog, she noticed how the dog pooped out a condom. Confronting her boyfriend all he said was: "Can we just take a second to appreciate the fact that I was using protection?" Source: Buzz...
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When you throw away your condom and three years later it shows up at your door.

When you throw away your condom and three years later it shows up at your door.

When she asks for a kids meal.

When she asks for a kids meal.

Why did you poke holes in my condoms?

Why did you poke holes in my condoms?

Virgin airlines.

Virgin airlines.

Do you have a condom?

Do you have a condom?
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