fbpx
Thursday, 20 June 2019
enzh-CNfrderues

When your ordered food is on the table but you're still looking at the menu.

When your ordered food is on the table but you're still looking at the menu.

​It was too dark to see who he had sex with

light-wood-white-night-sunlight-window-80680-pxhere.com

She pulled the blanket over her head and tried hard not to hear what was going on. Yes, her roommate was having sex. Luckily the couple tried to be quiet. After they had finished, he went to the toilet and then accidentally climbed into her bed for round two. She yelled that she was not her. He said: "Shush, you'll wake up your roommate!" Sour...
Continue reading

Smart note.

Smart note.

With love, anything is possible...

With love, anything is possible...

​Why save the date if you can ask the couple to move their wedding day

wedding-1594957_1920

This girl's sister in law asked her if it would be possible to move the wedding date two weeks beforehand. She had just started a second part-time job and didn't want to ask for the time off. The future wife refused to move the wedding day, and her sister in law didn't come. Source: Reddit

Dog pooped out a condom

food-red-protection-rubber-latex-condom-871655-pxhere.com

This couple had lived together for a year. They didn't use condoms since the girl was on a pill. One day the girl discovered something horrible. While walking their dog, she noticed how the dog pooped out a condom. Confronting her boyfriend all he said was: "Can we just take a second to appreciate the fact that I was using protection?" Source: Buzz...
Continue reading

The man, the wife, the donkey, and the critics.

The man, the wife, the donkey, and the critics.

Couple games.

Couple games.

Florida woman shot boyfriend for snoring too loudly

man-person-people-woman-photography-male-796370-pxhere.com

​ Snoring loudly can keep you awake and be incredibly annoying. Kick to ribs can often help the situation. Not this time. Lorie Morin got so annoyed by her snoring partner that she grabbed a gun and shot him. Both of the partners suggested the shooting was accidental, but the investigation showed that the shooting occurred during a domestic vi...
Continue reading

Theresa May rushes to Strasbourg to meet with Jean-Claude Juncker

theresa-ma_20190311-203001_1
May, who spoke to Juncker twice in past 24 hours, is so eager to meet Juncker in person, that she managed to catch a late flight to Strasbourg, and will finally get together with her match. The couple met a couple of months ago, and clicked so well that they kept exchanging messages and memes, but delayed their meeting due to other commitments. The...
Continue reading
Wait a minute, while we are rendering the calendar

Address:
9 Chagford House, Chagford Street, London NW1 6EG

Email:
This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.
Tel:
+44 (0) 207 258 3565
Mobile:
+44 (0) 7701 044645