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Thursday, 20 June 2019
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Most romantic shit I've ever seen.

Most romantic shit I've ever seen.

When you're arguing with your twin and accidentally called him ugly.

When you're arguing with your twin and accidentally called him ugly.

When your ordered food is on the table but you're still looking at the menu.

When your ordered food is on the table but you're still looking at the menu.

When you're invited to a threesome, but you're not sure what to do.

When you're invited to a threesome, but you're not sure what to do.

The evolution.

The evolution.

When you are washing dishes and you put the spoon under the water.

When you are washing dishes and you put the spoon under the water.

When your phone dies in public and you don't know what to do with yourself.

When your phone dies in public and you don't know what to do with yourself.

When water in a public toilet splashes your asshole.

When water in a public toilet splashes your asshole.

When your cat steals your dick and you have to get it back with a fish.

When your cat steals your dick and you have to get it back with a fish.

When you want to talk about deep and meaningful stuff but she keeps grabbing your dick.

When you want to talk about deep and meaningful stuff but she keeps grabbing your dick.
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