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Thursday, 21 November 2019
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When a woman cop asks you, if you have any objects that will poke her or hurt her...

When a woman cop asks you, if you have any objects that will poke her or hurt her...

Her : All you care about is getting pussy.

Her : All you care about is getting pussy.

I look a like....

I look a like....

Most hilarious introduction of the year.

Most hilarious introduction of the year.

When you give the hot chick from Thailand a ride on your motorcycle..

When you give the hot chick from Thailand a ride on your motorcycle..

When you ask her to suck your dick and she says no so you raise your offer.

When you ask her to suck your dick and she says no so you raise your offer.

When I give my crush my ruler and she asks why there's a mark on 6.2 inches.

When I give my crush my ruler and she asks why there's a mark on 6.2 inches.

"Dick lick park"

"Dick lick park"

The gorgeous doctor.

The gorgeous doctor.

Doctor : We accidentally amputated your dick.

Doctor : We accidentally amputated your dick.
Wait a minute, while we are rendering the calendar

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