Wednesday, 01 April 2020

What? Facebook deleted our profile picture again?

What? Facebook deleted our profile picture again?

Facebook releases Libra cryptocurrency but what about other horoscope signs?

​Facebook and 27 associated partners have agreed on releasing a new cryptocurrency that will work in favor of all people belonging under the Libra horoscope sign. Catchupnews has to publicly ask about people who were born in other signs – like Scorpios or Sagittarius, for example. And also, what will happen to this fragile crypto-money when the tim...
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Mark Zuckerberg's deepfake video livelier than his real ones

​ Mark Zuckerberg, the Facebook founder, was recently featured in a 'deepfake' video by artists Bill Posters and Daniel Howe, together with the advertising agency Canny. The video shows Mark talking about his life agenda and everyday routine. Catchupnews notices that Mark looks far more vivacious in this video that in his usual announcements.

Number of years it took each product to gain 50 million users.

Number of years it took each product to gain 50 million users.

​She was "the other woman" for two years


During their two years of relationship, her boyfriend was always talking about how much he hated his ex. When they finally broke up, she checked his Facebook profile and saw that he was in a relationship with his ex. She wrote to the ex to ask how long they had been together. She said they had been together for six years. She had been "the other&nb...
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Future is private, Mark Zuckerberg claims

​Judging by his latest Facebook post, Mark Zuckerberg repents and plans to make the future private. He wants to move the social platforms he owns from being a town square to the more private surrounding of a living room. A living room with no windows. Or a heavily cemented booth with like button.

Zuckerberg jealous of Instagram's success

​After purchasing Instagram and WhatsApp, Mark Zuckerberg gradually cut off their resources.Some Facebook basement rats told Catchupnews that it was due to Mark's enormous jealousy – the named apps where much cooler than Facebook ever was. Mark, however, kept claiming his amount of cool was steadily rising even before Facebook. The claim was met wi...
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How to make money on Facebook.

How to make money on Facebook.

Mark Zuckerberg could get arrested in New Zealand

​The last month's tragic events at Christchurch mosque propelled New Zealand officials to issue a warning to Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg - the next time something horrible happens and it's streamed live on Facebook, he would be the one responsible for spreading hate and violence content, and could face some jail time. Anyhow, Catchupnews got a...
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Facebook – connecting criminals and black markets worldwide

It seems like Facebook is not only connecting friends and acquaintances from all around the world, but also enabling criminals to bond with people of similar interests and, well, hobbies. It also provides a new way for different types of criminal groups to collaborate. After the groups were reported and banned from the platform, it raised concerns ...
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