If you see a bird, you're high as fuck.

If you see a bird, you're high as fuck.

I wonder how many drunk guys try to fuck this tree at night.

I wonder how many drunk guys try to fuck this tree at night.

Just bring some fucking cookies they said...

Just bring some fucking cookies they said...

Do you know any love poems Dave?

Do you know any love poems Dave?

"Beautiful & Smart"

"Beautiful & Smart"

Current attitude towards work.

Current attitude towards work.

Ultimate aim.

Ultimate aim.

A kid asks his mom, "How was I born?"

A kid asks his mom, "How was I born?"

Sir can I sit down, I am pregnant...

Sir can I sit down, I am pregnant...

The confusion.

The confusion.
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