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Thursday, 20 June 2019
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When your boyfriend is a math teacher.

When your boyfriend is a math teacher.

​How to win back a girlfriend?

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There are surely many great ways to get back with the love of your life. But if you have run out of ideas here is one for you. This guy was woken up by drunk bagpiper in his full uniform (kilt and all) playing a medley of lady gaga hits in his apartment complex's parking lot around 4am. Apparently, he was trying to win back a girl who dumped him. S...
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How men and women read love letters.

How men and women read love letters.

Smart note.

Smart note.

​How to lose your driving licence

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He and his girlfriend had both done MDMA and were driving. Police stopped them for regular check. Everything went well, and the police were walking away when the girlfriend shouted: "Holy shit, what luck!" What she didn't know was that the car window was still rolled down and the police officer had heard her. Both got checked, and the boyfriend los...
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​He cancelled the trip with his girlfriend because he got a baby

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Everything about her new boyfriend was perfect. She couldn't wait to go on a weekend trip with him already. But in the morning he called to cancel the trip. She didn't ask anything, knowing his parents are sick she assumed there was a family emergency. Next morning opening her Facebook she saw a baby picture with lots of comments where people congr...
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Fear of wife.

Fear of wife.

​Don't believe that he is sick on Valentine's Day

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Sounds suspicious, right? But that's exactly what happened to this girlfriend. His boyfriend announced that he was sick on Valentine's Day. But the girlfriend still had the reservation and she decided to go to eat with her father instead. As they were walking to their table, they noticed how the boyfriend was, in fact, not sick at all, bu...
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Him : baby imma call you back, I'm in the middle of a shootout.

Him : baby imma call you back, I'm in the middle of a shootout.

Girlfriend broke up with her boyfriend because he flushed the toilet

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The couple was telling funny stories about their time in middle school. The boy told how once during the school dance one toilet was full of diarrhoea and toilet paper. He and his friends flushed it. It started overflowing and shitty water started to flow on the floor. One of his teachers started yelling and quit her job after. Girlfriend thought h...
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