Woman : Doctor, my husband wants intense sex all day. What can i give him?

Woman : Doctor, my husband wants intense sex all day. What can i give him?

Her : All you care about is getting pussy.

Her : All you care about is getting pussy.

When you spend the night at your friend house and they forget to give you a blanket.

When you spend the night at your friend house and they forget to give you a blanket.

A smart answer.

A smart answer.

Flight attendant : Can i offer some free head phones?

Flight attendant : Can i offer some free head phones?

When I give my crush my ruler and she asks why there's a mark on 6.2 inches.

When I give my crush my ruler and she asks why there's a mark on 6.2 inches.

Oh Dear...you have fever, I will make chicken soup for you.

Oh Dear...you have fever, I will make chicken soup for you.

A blonde joke.

A blonde joke.

Teacher : Kevin give me ten wild animals.

Teacher : Kevin give me ten wild animals.

The truth.

The truth.
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