Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?

Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?

The Karma.

The Karma.

One of the things that brings joy is to see the children happy.

One of the things that brings joy is to see the children happy.

Laziness is the key!

Laziness is the key!

​He woke up three states away

three-states-away
Be aware where you jump when you're drunk. This guy had a great night out with his friends. He got so drunk that he decided to jump to a random pick up truck. Soon he passed out. When he woke up, he got yelled at by the owner who was on a road trip. Turned out they were three states away from his home.Source: BuzzFeed

The last photo when I am potent.

The last photo when I am potent.

A maintenance problem.

A maintenance problem.
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