Tuesday, 07 April 2020

Kim Kardashian - dressed to (im)press

​Some great people in history, in the times of trouble and still unrecognized prominence, used to wrap themselves in newspapers to stay warm during the winter periods. And there are still some celebrities who stay down to Earth and keep practising the paper-wrapping, regardless of their wealth and status – Kim Kardashian, for example. The Kardashia...
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Kim Kardashian is diligent home-taught student and finishes her homework on time


​According to her tutors, Kim Kardashian is a straight-A home-taught student, who frequently does her homework. She also keeps little notes with Latin law proverbs all over the place, Catchupnews finds out, and she does it all while cleaning, cooking for the family of six, and taking care of a newborn. She even offers some free legal advice through...
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New Kardashian baby arriving

​Since the news broke about a new member of the Kardashian clan, the world is sitting tight and waiting for the outcome. Kim, the mother of three, allegedly rushed to the hospital to witness the labour, and the rest of the family was announcing the event at The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Here at Catchupnews, we're a bit confused whether the announcement...
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Kim Kardashian - times of drastic changes

​Following the news about her career course switch towards law and order, more surprising facts concerning Kim Kardashian keep emerging and causing great trouble - the stock market went nuts, tidal rhythms changed, and even Trump kept away from Twitter for a while. What was the change all about? Dear Catchupnews readers, Kim Kardashian was photogra...
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Kim Kardashian just had CBD themed baby shower


​In order to avoid any stress while expecting a new baby to arrive, every new mom should follow the steps of Kim Kardashian West - she just gave a cannabidiol themed party with a CBD infused chocolate fountain, and many other CBD tricks and treats. That way, the guests can chill, and so can moms, especially if they're prosperous enough to appoint a...
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Kim Kardashian as lawyer could spark criminal offenses, experts claim

​It's officially confirmed – Kim Kardashian is studying to become a lawyer, and not just any kind of lawyer – a criminal justice lawyer, to be more precise. Some experts, however, warn that she might draw a new wave of criminal offences. "I'd do anything, man, even break the law, just to see her cleavage live," a disgruntled cashier told Catchupnew...
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Kim Kardashian immersed herself in studying criminal law and plans to restore peace and order in USA and then worldwide


​Judging by her latest posts on Instagram – and what's on Instagram is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, Kim Kardashian is very seriously committed to reading, memorizing, delving into, making inquiries, and excelling in criminal law of the United States. Kim also plans to spread the word throughout the world, in order to resto...
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Kim Kardashian cloned for commercial purposes

Kim Kardashian is the first cloned human being – the numerous surrogate mothers were hired to give birth to Kim's doubles. The clones will serve as Kim's sidekicks for shooting editorials and commercials, and will ensure the continuance of the Keeping up with Kardashians show once Kim decides to quit it, due to her age and family commitments, confi...
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Kylie is officially world's youngest billionaire ever

Kylie Jenner, the youngest of the Kardashian-Jenner joint household, just became the first 21-year-old girl to hit the Forbes magazine's self-made billionaire list. Kylie has even beaten some prominent science and tech figures such as Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, and Paris Hilton, and her innovative discoveries in the field of powdery substances and...
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Kim and Kanye will finally renovate their old kitchen

 Although the previous weeks were very stressful for the Kardashian family, Kim Kardashian has found a way to persuade her husband Kanye to finally renovate their kitchen. Kim was clearly unhappy with the kitchen setting for quite a while, but with forth kid coming soon, they just couldn't consider any additional expenses at the time being. Sh...
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