Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?

Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?

If you're afraid of your lady, that means you're a lion.

If you're afraid of your lady, that means you're a lion.

A lion with Christian heart.

A lion with Christian heart.

Today I learned you can scare the shit out of your neighbors by putting a wig on the dog.

Today I learned you can scare the shit out of your neighbors by putting a wig on the dog.
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