When your mom start beating your brother and you realize that you are next...

When your mom start beating your brother and you realize that you are next...

Strip club.

Strip club.

My flight attendant mom got this napkin from an upset passenger.

My flight attendant mom got this napkin from an upset passenger.

When your big brother is touching your food.

When your big brother is touching your food.

I asked mom, "Why are Computers so smart?"

I asked mom, "Why are Computers so smart?"

Dad (smiling) - Son, I don't mind you borrowing my car but please bring it back clean.

Dad (smiling) - Son, I don't mind you borrowing my car but please bring it back clean.

When you let your mom cut your hair...

When you let your mom cut your hair...

9 Months before I was born...

9 Months before I was born...

The Prince.

The Prince.

A kid asks his mom, "How was I born?"

A kid asks his mom, "How was I born?"