Somehow I think this translates to sit your ass down.

Somehow I think this translates to sit your ass down.

When you realize your best friend is Psycho.

When you realize your best friend is Psycho.

Man driving vs Woman driving.

Man driving vs Woman driving.

I am not a Bird expert but I guess there are 4 females and 1 male.

I am not a Bird expert but I guess there are 4 females and 1 male.

...And Billy knew from that moment on, he had to marry Jennifer.

...And Billy knew from that moment on, he had to marry Jennifer.

Sometimes when one door closes in life, another one opens.

Sometimes when one door closes in life, another one opens.

Judge : Why did police arrest you?

Judge : Why did police arrest you?

That must have been a good joke.

That must have been a good joke.

Anal.

Anal.
Wait a minute, while we are rendering the calendar