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Wednesday, 11 December 2019
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When you hire a stripper and her balls fall out of her thong...

When you hire a stripper and her balls fall out of her thong...

The Penis Poem.

The Penis Poem.

What's the difference between a Woman's zipper and a Man's zipper?

What's the difference between a Woman's zipper and a Man's zipper?

Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?

Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?

Hilarious fact.

Hilarious fact.

Girl : You better not cum in me.

Girl : You better not cum in me.

A wife's treat.

A wife's treat.

Mam do you mind stepping out of the car, we're looking for drugs...

Mam do you mind stepping out of the car, we're looking for drugs...

I'm broke, i can't go out tonight.

I'm broke, i can't go out tonight.

English Teacher : Give me the opposite of this sentence, "Children in the dark make mistakes"

English Teacher : Give me the opposite of this sentence, "Children in the dark make mistakes"
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