​A patient ask his doctor how long has he got left to live. 30yrs?

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Doctor - do you smoke ?Patient - noDoctor - do you drink?Patient - noDoctor - do you have sex ?Patient- no Doctor - so why do you want to live for 30 more years.

The misunderstanding!

The misunderstanding!

Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?

Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?

Doctor : We accidentally amputated your dick.

Doctor : We accidentally amputated your dick.

Treatment for headaches in 1895.

Treatment for headaches in 1895.

Doctor : You need to take one of this pills everyday for the rest of your life.

Doctor : You need to take one of this pills everyday for the rest of your life.

​Fan blew the cocaine into his face

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We all have done embarrassing things or things we wish we wouldn't have done, but it's not the smartest idea to lie to your doctor since he will probably find it out anyway. This patient went to a doctor complaining of chest pains. He was afraid he had a heart attack, but the doctor ran tests and told to the patient that it was probably a result of...
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​She accidentally licked dentist's fingers

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This patient got nervous when she accidentally made a sexual joke. After the dentist remark that they were strangers she replied: "Oh, you're not a stranger, you've been inside my mouth for 20 minutes". Dentist's face turned red. Next time the patient decided not to say anything weird. But the dentist's face still turned red. Turned out she was abs...
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Surprise.

Surprise.

A gynaecologist took a break from giving birth to deliver another baby

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Doctor in Kentucky was in a hospital getting ready to give birth when she heard that another expectant mother was also close to giving birth. As the doctor on-call was still on his way, she put on another gown to cover her back, stepped in and handled delivery before going back to her own room to give birth to her baby.Source: Mashable 
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