Salute to this genius.

Salute to this genius.

Weird things people say in their sleep.

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A man remembers how his ex-wife once said in her sleep:  "We'll see how fucking funny you think it is when you're dead."  His current wife apparently said something even funnier. Once she shouted in her sleep: "I can't poop here! Everyone is watching!" The husband nearly jumped out of his skin. Source: Reddit

When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.

When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.
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